Dear sirs, I am found! As, indeed, are we! Your keen detective skills are to be commended, for my “blogging” partner, Jarrod P. Halfenhalf (née Biffington), and I have fled the fickle Alphabet Incorporated and its doomed idea-space for a more populist–and costly–publishing house. We feared for our lives should corporate fat-trimming have severed Biff! […]
Welcome to the Lynn Auditorium! As we commemorate the fiftieth anniversary of the First Annual Biffy® Special I present to you the Super-Biffys™! The greatest album from every ten-year span since 1964. Why 1964? Because shut up! Here are the nominees under consideration by the Lower Galactic Biffy Council. Within each category, a special inter-net […]
September 8, 1990 Dear producers of Big, How are you? Wonderful! Where can I find a fortune-teller robot? I’ve some challenges to overcome. Please ship to this address. Sincerely, Charles Napier (not the actor) 984970-6 September 8, 1990 Dear Men’s Adventure magazine, Are x-ray specs real? Are they harmful to the people you look at? […]
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