The game: Patriots at Bills The beer: Southern Tier Warlock Imperial Stout The result: Win, 41–25; Broncos win, 27–19 The commentary: I have had enough of rooting for leading AFC rivals in order to advance week to week in the knockout pool. The Steelers and their injured rapist cost me twenty-five units a couple of […]
The game: Patriots at Broncos The beer: Southern Tier Plum Noir Imperial Porter The result: Fuuuuuuck The commentary: What is loss? What is the passage of time? What is the intersection of these? I don’t know, but surely it is black. Fucking black. Nah. I’m over it and have been since before the last of […]
The game: Patriots at Dolphins The beer: Southern Tier 2X Double Milk Stout The result: Win, 23–16 The commentary: Yet another example this season of a beer label’s hierarchy confounding me. Is it just “2X Stout”? Or “2X Stout Double Milk Stout”? Southern Tier also brews a “2X IPA.” So “2X IPA Double India Pale […]
I love to watch the Patriots win and I love to drink good beer. So in 2006 I said “Hey, man, I should get myself a fancy beer for every Pats game!” And by fancy I mean one of those oversized singles, usually stocked in the fridge farthest from the Coors Light. I was living […]
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