The game: Patriots at Buccaneers The beer: Riverwalk Pumpkin Porter The result: Win, 28–23 The record: 8–2 The headline: “Oooh, it’s so good, it’s so good, it’s so good, it’s so good, it’s sooo goood.” – Donna Summer, “I Feel Love” The commentary: If Tony Romo is down to fuck then who am I to […]
The game: Buccaneers at Patriots The beer: True North Coco-Nilla-Zilla Stout The result: Loss, 19–17 The method: Live via Peacock The headline: “There’s something here that doesn’t last too long.” – Nazz, “Hello It’s Me” The commentary: Adele, eh? I see her and raise (the) Nazz, admitting “Hello It’s Me” isn’t a great song despite […]
The game: Patriots at Buccaneers The beer: Bear Republic Racer X Double India Pale Ale The result: Win, 19–14; Eagles win, 34–7 The commentary: Too soon? But that’s my ET stuffie since Christmas 1982! This fucking defense still blows but what are you gonna do? Trade Malcolm Butler for a tight end? No thanks. An […]
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