Dear sirs,

I am found! As, indeed, are we! Your keen detective skills are to be commended, for my “blogging” partner, Jarrod P. Halfenhalf (née Biffington), and I have fled the fickle Alphabet Incorporated and its doomed idea-space for a more populist--and costly--publishing house. We feared for our lives should corporate fat-trimming have severed Biff! Bang! Pow!’s ones from its zeros, particularly if a certain deranged, scarred, godless Jones were to wrest control as he so often threatened. The horror!

Reveal nothing of our whereabouts, for a secret is only so pure as those who keep it. Hallelujah!

Sincerely yours, in measured triumph,
Charles Napier (not the actor)

P.S. At once, we achieve two hundred posts! Huzzah!

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