The game: Jets at Patriots
The beer: Maineport Odonata Mexican Lager
The result: Win, 26–19
The record: 4–2
The headline: “Look at them go, look at them kick. Makes you wonder how the other half live.” – INXS, “Devil Inside”

The commentary: Guess who’s creeping up everyone’s power rankings? (Who cares.) Guess who’s good enough for this fan to complain about the kicker? (It’s good to be back.)

Also back: Adam Archuleta (with restraint this time) and his sticky note from week three:

[Pats at the Jets’ twenty after converting on a double pass.]

Adam Archuleta: You always have to watch out, especially once they cross the forty yard line, it’s classic Josh McDaniels—that’s when he likes to pull out the gadgets and the trick plays.

Short week, short post… but not without: This Week’s Sign the Buffalo Bills Are Fucking Toast!

Second Bills player gets punished by NFL for spitting at Raiders

I guess this is what happens when you beat lowly Las Vegas by a field goal instead of, you know, a field goal plus twenty-five. Toast.

Up next: Thursday Night Football—don’t these fuckers know my schedule this week? Cheers!