Aside from the obvious answer of entitled/manipulated Trump supporters, fake Christians and self-described crackpot “free-thinkers” who do their own research—generally the same population of scum—my pet peeves are varieties of senselessness:

1. Rude behavior
It is easy to be kind. To be rude takes effort, whether one goes full “Fuck your feelings!” or is purposefully obtuse in failing to notice that others are in line behind you waiting to order a grilled cheese while you prattle on to the clerk about the wonders of being a Scorpio.

2. Refusal to apologize
I don’t mean insincere or undeserved apologies floated to resolve awkwardness so everyone can just start The Holiday Baking Show already. Rather, when you know you’ve made a mistake but you’re too goddamn proud to acknowledge and atone for it. Get over yourself.

3. Passing in the right lane
These pussies know who they are.