For my dear inter-net friends who celebrate Animal Crossing, graphic design and your New England Patriots, I give you two hours of effort, one island-ready pattern and countless screenshots to serve as an undo stack. (Also: zero consideration for creating the Pat Patriot logo of my youth. I’d still be going.) Fire up your Switch, copy me square by square and wonder why I don’t just share it via the Able Sisters kiosk.

“HANDY” BOB KRAFT CAN EAT A BOWL OF DICKS, unfortunately, would not fit on the canvas.